Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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