- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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