- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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