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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A house comes around the corner.

A hill billy went fishing

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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