- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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