- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Jesus Christ

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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