- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Tucker Rivera

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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