How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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