- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Gay rights.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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