Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Ehh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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