- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Death by kayak

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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