There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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