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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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