- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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