A man died.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

how much fish could a chicken

One, two, three, four and five

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Justin Bieber

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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