- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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