Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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