A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock... Home invasion

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

eoin burgin is fat

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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