What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Golf.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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