- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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