Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Denard Robinson

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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