- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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