- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

u know whats a crime? rape

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

knock knock? come in

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a black man? Rob

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