- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a man makes a bad joke

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

* anti-punchline

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a man makes a bad joke

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

* anti-punchline

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word