- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

kennah campion when she talks

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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