Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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AIDS

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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