- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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