- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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