- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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