a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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