What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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