- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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