- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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