- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

I'm rick james bitch

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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