Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

David Cameron

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock Knock Come in

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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