Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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