Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Tunechi

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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