- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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