A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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