what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Blacks

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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