- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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