- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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