- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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