- Anti Joke

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock knock, COME IN!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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