- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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