A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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