- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what kind of dog can tiptoe

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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