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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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