- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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