Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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