whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

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