what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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