- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Everybody will die

Yes

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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