What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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you will like this because i am black.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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