Cripples are lame.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Tony Romo

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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