A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Women.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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