what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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No your aunties a joke

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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