- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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