What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

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