- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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