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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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