did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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