- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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