- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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