- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

antonio has a penis head.lol

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One, two, three, four and five

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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