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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

These Jokes suck.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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