- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No it doesnt..

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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