what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Anti Joke

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