whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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