whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Golf.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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