knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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autistic kids rock

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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