- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

autistic kids rock

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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