Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why did the blue berry cross the road

womens rights

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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