What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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