What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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