- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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