- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's brown an sticky Shit

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

womens rights

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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