what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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All of these jokes are about white people

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woman's rights

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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