*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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