An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

school homewrok

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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