roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

like if your cool

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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