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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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