- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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