- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Chuck Norris.

Faithful men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

what's the difference between a duck?

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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