Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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