Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I am a mime

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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