- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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