Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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