- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

i dont fisish anythi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.