- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

the economy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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