- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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