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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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