- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Rebecca Black's career.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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