How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Justin Bieber

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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