There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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