Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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