- Anti Joke

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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