y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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