Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Refridgerator.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Anti Joke

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