- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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