Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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