Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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