- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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