Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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