A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Im taking a shit right now.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

penis. nuff said.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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