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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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