- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Women's rights

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

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