- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??