What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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