what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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My mom

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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