Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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