Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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