- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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