- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

God is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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