Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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. . I am a whale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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