What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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