- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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