- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Go away still nothing to see

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Ross.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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