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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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