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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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