Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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