- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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