- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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