What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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