The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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