A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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