- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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