What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Jimmy Saville

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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