- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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