- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead