why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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