Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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american idol

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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