- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

This is sparta No this is patrick

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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