- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I'm homeless.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Pain Olympics.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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