- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Cripples are lame.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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