There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Women's Rights

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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