Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

roses are red poo is poo

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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