- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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