- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

i saw amango it splootered

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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