- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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