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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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