A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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