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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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