What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

This is not a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Anti Joke

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