Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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i'm hard

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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