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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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