- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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