Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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