Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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