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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what looks like a banana? a penis

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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