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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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