What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Cripples are lame.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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