- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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