- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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