- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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