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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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