Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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