- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Communism hehe xd

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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