- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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