Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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roses are red poo is poo

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Anti Joke

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