- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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