- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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