Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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