- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

outside your comfort zone

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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