How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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