Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

69.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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