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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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