- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Knock knock Fuck off!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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