Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

salad days!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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