why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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