So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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womens rights.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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knock knock Goodbye

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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