Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A women left the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I think everybody should have a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops