- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Donald Trump

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

These Jokes suck.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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