Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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. . I am a whale

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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