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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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