Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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