what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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