Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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