- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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