- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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