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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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