Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Peas

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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