Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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