Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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