Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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