- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.