Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Anti Joke

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