- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

This is my favorite antijoke.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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