- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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