- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Gustavo Andrade

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yellow People !!

Go away still nothing to see

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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