- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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