- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Ross.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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