How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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