Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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