- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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